Ugh. If you don't want to read the whole thing, and I wouldn't blame you for not, then just skip to the final quote:
"We have far too many children eating far too much and piling on the pounds, causing future problems not only for themselves but also for the NHS."Paraphrased, this means that we would all like to just let idiots get orca-fat, but we can't... Because we all pick up the bill. So, instead, we're going to monitor everyone's eating habits - down to the speed at which they chew food - so that they don't individually cost everyone billions for their own gluttony (/ glandular problem)...
